Please add the following catch phrases to the cultural lexicon:
“He/she’s older than the Internet”
“Never trust anyone older than the Internet”
With that, lets all wish the Internet a happy birthd
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potshot 
Great, now I’m depressed. I *am* older than the Internet.
Join the club.
It gets worse. You’re also older than (or as old as, if I recall correctly) hypertext, an independent Rhodesia, the replacement for the iron lung, BASIC (or its first run at least), touch tone telephones, the betamax video recorder, string theory, Pet Sounds and Sgt. Pepper’s. :D
Plus the Black Panther Party, nationwide (almost) daylight savings time in the US, and the Pittsburgh Penguins hockey team.
And after all these years I’m still 8 days older than Potshot.
But as a percentage, I’m catching up!
Yep, older than the Internet. Now, where did I put those damned glasses so I can read EvE’s UI?? :-)